Bubba Ho-tep lumbered onto the field, the sounds of 20 thousand humans booing and heckling and 8 thousand loyal skeletons rattling their bones echoing in his rotting ears. He opened the match with a thundering fist into the face of Bill Merusk, crushing his nose so badly even Gene's Stealer's doc couldn't splint it.

Sadly, it all went to Bubba's head. The clock was ticking down in the second half. "The Jackal" had the ball and was hurtling through a gap opened in the line in an attempt to turn this tied game into a victory. He was relying on Bubba... But Bubba isn't so good under pressure. He slipped on a small imaginary horned toad and before he knew it FIVE filthy humans were surrounding him, kicking him mercilessly despite the ref's cold glare.

Fortunately, not even five humans perpetrating the nastiest of fouls could harm Bubba Ho-tep, and as the tied game came to a close he lumbered off the field to meet his brother Iggy Ho-tep, who had just flown in from Detroit to join the team.