So da boyz and I her dat der are some Lizardz lookin' fer some skin and boot makin' from. So if ya swamp suckin' walkin bootz wanna do sum blood bowlin ya kame to the rit placZ


Goff,
Goff'z Nob'z

  Greetings Unworthy Sun Scum,

The infernal Fang Gang seeks to desscicate the pointy-eared, tree-hugging, shadow sissies that call themselves Dark Elves. With Vlad Rockney and his two loyal Nightbrothers at his side, we intend to distract the weed people with our worthless Thralls and leave them punctured and rattling on the field. Let the darkness roam unfettered and may the setting sun see your backs speeding from the stadium err our fangs and feet fly over your girlie flesh.

Por Sangre,

The Fang Gang

(aka Jim.......still lightin' matches in the powder shed)

  Here are some action shots from my game against Tony's Lizardmen.

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Note the crushing.

Kudos to Tony for having the presence of mind to use his camera during the game, even with all the distractions flying around.

  I see the wildmen from the north think they take on Honorable Dragon Warriors.

Soon, they will learn to wear armour, and find the blood flowing from many wounds.

We laugh at this paltry escuse for warriors. We beg them to come, come meet our fists.

HA HA HA HA..

It will be PAAIIINFULLL.

  With the announcements made on the next matchups, Torvald Sr. has put out a press release regarding an addition to the Rockpunchers Bruiser squad. Rookie Trollslayer 'Bonewhite' Stenkit has joined the team, filling the empty 2nd Slayer position, which was vacated when Torvald Sr., a Hall of Fame Dragon Slayer himself, took over the team by beating the former coach to death for 'reasons of incompetence'.
The aquisition couldn't have come at a better time, as Leopold Plug, veteran lineman and MVP during the crushing defeat of the Lustria Swamp Stars, has left the team briefly to remedy some personal issues. Rumors tell of significant debt, and the month long tour of poster and body signing events would certainly lend credence to that.