This is Yucky. Don't go there

  Jen sends me this, and so as I am her mindless slave, I must post it. You, for your parts as mindless slaves, must go and see the show.

  Wow, this is probobly the best explaination I've heard on the whole Iraq vs North Korea as enemies debate. Provided by the Misanthropic Bitch

"Kim Jong Il wears his hair in a pompadour and has amassed the world's
largest collection of Daffy Duck cartoons. Even Rumsfeld doesn't want
to tangle with a guy who starves and tortures his people and kills
anyone who doesn't agree his "You're desthpicable" impression is the
best in the world.

If a 6-foot tall bully threatens to kick your ass, you might be tempted
to fight, but if the 6-foot bully is also naked, wearing a plastic bag
on his head, carrying a sword covered with Powerpuff Girl stickers and
threatening to slit you wide open if you don't give him a box of Animal
Crackers, your first instinct probably wouldn't be to throw the opening
punch.

Two wacky dictactors, two methods of containing them."

  okay...to finish the thought, they seem to be sporatic at best currently. if the below is yes, gimme call @ 206-963-5475

  trying to post again. anyone near me I can catch a ride with?

  that's what I get for reading this the day of, 11th hour seems to be the way of it...anyone i can hitch a ride with from my general direction?

  Okay, who forgot "Walk the Plank?" That is perhaps one of the MOST famous pirate phrases!

  While I appreciate Cory's attempt at valor... I must say that I am a bit miffed by Eric's so-called Pirate Jargon. It falsely suggests that "Argh" is the first word in any pirate's vocabulary. But what is not (apparently) well known is that this "Argh" is a very poor attempt at the translation from the Viking original "Grrarg." Upon much research and study, for which I have been appointed Interim Cheddar Team Pirate Expert, I have found that a more accurate translation would be "Grrr." Please make appropriate changes to your own vocabulary.

  Can you handle Kikkoman?

  The First Annual Emerald City ComiCon is coming soon, to a city, strangely enough, near us.

  Where are the Autobots when you need them?

  In preparation for Sunday, I bring you:

Pirate Jargon - compiled from various sources.

Argh-The first word in any pirate’s vocabulary. This word is used to punctuate any sentence and should be liberally sprinkled throughout the dialogue.
Buccaneer-Pirates who menaced the Spanish of the Caribbean.
Corsair- Pirates of the Mediterranean.
Privateers-Government sanctioned pirates, with permission in the form of a letter of marque.
Aye-Yes or any other affirmative reply.
Ye- Used in place of “you”.
Me-Used in place of “my”.
Booty-Treasure.
Pieces of Eight-Spanish coins found in pirate hoards.
Doubloons-Spanish coins found in pirate hoards.
Keelhaul-A method of punishment aboard pirate ships in which the victim was tied to the ship, thrown overboard and dragged underwater along the length of the keel.
Letter of Marque-License by government to attack and loot enemy ships.
American Main-Eastern coast of North America.
Spanish Main-Mainland taken by Spain, from Mexico to Peru plus the Caribbean islands.
Cat O’Nine Tails-a nine thonged whip.
Gibbet Cage-Chains in which the corpses of pirates were hung and displayed in order to discourage piracy in others.
Hulk-British prison ships that captured pirates and privateers
Red Ensign-British flag.
Scuttle-To sink.
Cackle Fruit-Hen’s eggs.
Marooned-To be stranded, particularly on a desert isle.
Chain Shot-Two cannonballs chained together and aimed high to destroy masts and rigging.
Six Pounders-Cannons.
Scallywag-A villainous or mischievous person.
Scurvy Dog-A prolific pirate.
Hornswaggle-To cheat.
Nelson’s Folly-Rum.
Bring ‘em Near-A telescope.
Heave-To-To come to a halt.
Black Jack-A leather tankard.
Barbary Coast-The Mediterranean coastline of North Africa, from Egypt to the Atlantic coastline.
Hempen Halter-The hangman’s noose.
Jolly Roger-Flag declaring piracy, usually black with a white skull and crossbones or crossed swords.
Broadside-All the guns on one side of a ship, also shots fired by that line of guns.
Pirate Round-Route from North America to the Indian Ocean
Careen-To beach a ship and tip her on her side so the bottom can be cleaned and painted.
Cutlass-A short heavy sword with a curved blade used by pirates and sailors.
Fire Ship-A ship loaded with powder and tar then set afire and set adrift against enemy ships to destroy them.
Gold Road-Road across the Isthmus of Panama used to transport gold by train of pack mules.
Man-of-War-A vessel designed and outfitted for battle.
Overhaul-To come up next to.
Plate Fleet-Fleet of Spanish ships used to carry silver and gold to Europe.
Admiral of the Black-Title of the leader of the Brethren of the Coast, an organization of buccaneers.
“Ahoy, Matey”-Hail, fellow sailor.
“No prey, no pay”-Crew received no wages, but shared in whatever loot was taken.
“Bring ‘er alongside”-Command to bring ships side to side for boarding.
“Hang ‘im from the yardarm”-Pirate phrase for punishment for shipmates of captured prisoners.
“Dance the hempen jig”-To hang.
“Measure ye fer yer chains”-To be outfitted for a gibbet cage.
“Shiver me timbers”-phrase expressing surprise.
“Scourge of the seven seas”-An extremely evil pirate.
“Blow the man down” - To kill someone.
“Run a shot across the bow”-Command to fire a warning shot.
“Run a rig”-To play a trick.
“Hang the jib”-To pout or frown.

  How do you Advertise?

  With compermise being the better part of valor I will accept that Female Pirates say "Grrr"


Cory

  To begin with I would like to thank you all for your applications. After long deliberation we of the Cheddar Team inner circle have decided to appoint Jennifer York to the position of interim Cheddar Team Pirate Expert. She therefore has the final word on all things that involve pirates as they relate to Cheddar Team.
carry on with your lives

  The fun starts at Noon Jan. 26 write if you need directions

  Update:The Superbowl party now has a pirate theme. bring your... piratey things and earn CP's

  Jesus, talk about a successfulfranchise.

  Back in tha day, I wuz convicted foe felony freestyle accountin'

  Even you can learn how to Draw a Dragon

  Just a reminder that the Super Bowl isn't about football, it's about the commercials

  Quentin Tarantino directs Uma Thurman in a motorcycle, wire-fu, action movie. Kill Bill

I'm all a-twitter and stuff. :)

  We think North Korea might already have nukes. It's one thing threatening a country you do't really believe to be nuclear and another threatening one you're pretty sure could launch a nuclear bomb at you. But at the same time, I agree. Fucking oil.

  Can someone explain to me how the president, in the same speech, can both warn Iraq about its weapons of mass destruction (which there is no evidence they exist) and threaten to go to war with them...AND offer aid to North Korea who does have the possibility and in fact the probability of making NUKES, after breaking a treaty it has with the world and re-opening a power plant that creates weapon's grade plutonium!!!

Fucking oil!

  You no longer need to worry about the government implanting you with a microchip. They're letting the clothing industry do it for them.

  Go Here Read This Be There.
Thank You carry on with your lives

  Did you guys know that the world is controlled by a race of reptilian, bloodsucking, shapeshifting reptiles who participate in satanic sacrifice? Well you do now.

  Come one.Come all. Super Bowl Sunday is rapidly approaching and Cheddar Team is having a party.
Where:Casa de Erik
When:Super Bowl Sunday...Sunday Jan 26th
Why: Because I say so.
What:there will be the game. Some DDR. Some Drinking. Some fighting games. and to make my lawyer friend happy we will be playing the train game and you will like it. and god willing DOAX

Write me and let me know if you would like to come.

Addendum:As this is an offical Cheddar Team event if you have Cheddar Team shirts where them if not let me know and I may be able to hook you up

  i would like to be part of that sweet hockey fun, Me and jess can prolly fly out :)

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  Cheddar Team presents Hockey night in Canada... sort of, I want to gather up a group to go up to Vancouver BC to catch a Canucks Game. I can borrow the company mini van it carries 7. We could go up Friday night stay till sunday. The weekends that work are March 14th-15th-16th or March 21st-22nd-23rd or February 21st-22nd-23rd or January 24th-25th-26th I am partial to the March 15th game because it is a Saturday game and because it is against a Canadian team. Would anyone else be interested in doing this?

  Kitsap on Friday is still the plan as far as I am aware. I just need to know who all wants a ride from me.

  Two questions
Are we going to the Kitsap game this weekend? Charles now has to work (they fired someone at his job) but I'd be interested in going.
Super Bowl Plans - does anyone have any?

  Do you support terrorism? I bet you do.

  Happy New Year

Chas & Erin