The Camarilla
Welcome to the Cheddar Team's Camarilla Fan Club!

What is the Cheddar Team's Camarilla?
The Cheddar Team's Camarilla is White Wolf's (who we also now own, BTW) Unofficial Fan club that revolves around the seizing of businesses and organizations related to the "World of Darkness", mocking them, and generally feeling superior in spite of any evidence to the contrary.

Already a Member?
Keep up with the latest news. Bookmark this page as your Cheddar Team Camarilla fan club homepage, and screw those other clubs.

• A Letter to the Camarilla Membership and White Wolf employees.
• Cheddar Teams's Camarilla Forum isn't up yet, mostly because we don't care about what you think!

Not yet a member?
Becoming a member of Cheddar Team's Camarilla allows you to enjoy the following benefits:

• Participation in the cheesiest world-wide Live Action roleplaying game.
  
• A subscription to our occaisional newsletter.
  
• Access to Cheddar Team, whether to suck up for more power, or simply to bask in our greatness.
  
• Since we now own both the fan club and White Wolf you won't experience any delays between published cheese, and cheese in play.
  
• Monkey Knife Fights.
  
• Get prerelease copies of our great new products like:
  
  • Clanbook: Ken- Tracing the history and lineage of this terrifying 14th clan.
  • Tribebook: Erik- Filled with background information on this mysterious tribe of hidden leaders.
  • Kithbook: Toothfairy- Is it just money for teeth, or is there some fouler purpose behind these fairies secret lives?
  • Laws of the Elite- A MET supplement filled with new secrets, abilities, and disciplines that only the friends of Cheddar Team will have access to.
• Learn more about Cheddar Team!
  

Why pick us, rather than those other Camarillas?
Honesty. Those other groups will fill your ears with promises about quality, efficiency, and fairness. Not us.
We aren't going to hide the fact that we're lazy. This webpage is more work than our organization has done in years, and is likely the last thing you'll see for a while.
Efficiency? Here is the order we intend to process things in:

• Stuff that provides us money or sex: right away
• Anything else: never

We also won't try to tell you that our system would be fair. In fact we intend, right from the beginning, to favor our friends above all others. Fortunately for you, our standards are a lot lower than the competition, so you still have a shot at being near the top.

You can't fight the cheese, so join it!

If you have any questions about our unofficial fan club, feel free to contact us at Camarilla@blackspiral.com

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